Yea, another nerf gun. I mentioned them a while back. I like collecting them, along with baseball cards. I find them lots of fun.
and whooo! MY CAT WAS RIGHT! THE SAINTS WON!
and now I leave with questions that you don't have to answer and I don't expect you too, but just felt the need to add fluff to the post.
Why does my Target not have any 2010 upper deck?
and why are they showing logos in upper deck when I thought they couldn't?
Why can't I find a card shop within 100 miles of me?
Why didn't I think to buy sandwich bags?
Why do I have cards everywhere and not where they should be?
Why haven't I used my baseball card work station?
Where did I put my glue stick?
Where do I put my five dollars?
Where is the back to my night finder?
.... what was I going to say next?
Why am I watching the Titanic again? It is to depressing.
That last part was snot a question.
and neither was that.
....or that
or... I'm going to bed now.
Why does my Target not have any 2010 upper deck?
ReplyDeleteBecause that one sucks. Go to the other one. You know, the one by the Waffle House.
and why are they showing logos in upper deck when I thought they couldn't?
Because they're trying to pull a fast one.
Why can't I find a card shop within 100 miles of me?
That is a good question. I am spoiled here in North Atlanta. Look around for some flea markets or antique malls. You might find a good seller in one of them.
Why didn't I think to buy sandwich bags?
You never think to do it until you're out. Then it's too late.
Why do I have cards everywhere and not where they should be?
I'm the absolute wrong person to ask about that.
Why haven't I used my baseball card work station?
You have a baseball card work station?
Where did I put my glue stick?
Next to the thing. You know, by the stuff.
Where do I put my five dollars?
High yield bonds.
Where is the back to my night finder?
You have a thing to find night? I just wait for it to get dark.
.... what was I going to say next?
Something about poodles.
Why am I watching the Titanic again? It is to depressing.
I have NO idea. Agree on the depressing.
Why does my Target not have any Upper Deck?
ReplyDelete-- Because my Target can't be the only one that doesn't have Upper Deck.
Why are they showing logos in Upper Deck when I thought they couldn't?
-- Upper Deck is being cute. And by "cute," I mean in the way that makes you want to smack them.
Why can't I find a card shop within 100 miles of me?
-- I used to ask that question. Then I got a card shop. Now I wish it was 100 miles from me.
Why didn't I think to buy sandwich bags?
-- Just wrap everything in old Target bags. You're their enough, aren't you?
Why do I have cards everywhere and not where they should be?
-- Because you're a collector. That's our way.
Why haven't I used my baseball card work station?
-- I don't know. It looks awesome.
Where did I put my glue stick?
-- Does your cat like to eat, you know, inedible stuff? If so, check it.
Where do I put my five dollars?
-- Cards, of course.
Where is the back to my night finder?
-- Can't help you there.
What was I going to say next?
-- "I'm going to give all my cards to night owl."
Why am I watching the Titanic again? It is too depressing.
-- I watched it once. It scarred me. I haven't watched again.
Why does my Target not have any 2010 upper deck?
ReplyDeleteThey did have but your evil twin bought them all.
and why are they showing logos in upper deck when I thought they couldn't?
Because who cares about legalities? Do you obey the speed limit? Then why should Upper Deck not show logos? It's only fair.
Why can't I find a card shop within 100 miles of me?
Try Google Maps. Sports Cards near your address. You just have to cross borders is all.
Why didn't I think to buy sandwich bags?
I did the same thing. Knew I needed them, forgot to get them. You have to make a list.
Why do I have cards everywhere and not where they should be?
Why shouldn't they be everywhere?
Why haven't I used my baseball card work station?
No need since they're everywhere.
Where did I put my glue stick?
Hopefully not under the Wagner T-206 lying under the table.
Where do I put my five dollars?
Take your cat to Vegas and put it wherever he tells you. Then take the ten dollars you get back and repeat.
Where is the back to my night finder?
On the side opposite the front.
.... what was I going to say next?
"What is the relevance of Kierkegaard to the clergy today?"
Why am I watching the Titanic again?
Because we all make mistakes.
That was very amusing. Thanks for the laugh guys.
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